Isn't life sweet,
on 35 Calgary Street.
Living with friends so dear,
laughter and joy is always near.

Miss Middlelegs lives in the first room,
you might not notice her, she doesn't enter with a boom.
But when she's there she sweetens up the place,
treating everyone to her cupcakes with grace.

Next to her lives Wee One,
trustworthy and duty-bound, she gets the work done.
Yet she knows how to have a good time,
entertaining us with a song, or maybe a mime.

Nearest to the kitchen we have Miss Bigfoot,
she's quite strict, when she commands things stay put.
But don't be mistaken, she has the sweetest soul,
she's irreplacable, without her we wouldn't be whole.

Finally we have the Eggcatcher,
unfortunately her name only rhymes with snatcher.
But she's never the less the one who wrote these words down,
and she's the flat's own in-house clown.